despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.
yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
jesse. you need money to enter jesse.
yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch
jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.
yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch
of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse
you got it mr white
thank you jesse
those mutuals you have for years and years without ever really engaging with directly…. they are like coworkers to me. susan from accounting. I know you have kids and your interests (not aligned with mine but that’s okay) and we will never get after work drinks. but in my mind I am signing your birthday card.
I can’t wait until this fucking week is over.
I also need to find another second job because fuck all of this.
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
buffy the vampire slayer is so funny because theoretically yes, she would come off as a bit werid to the people who don't know she fucking hunts vampires. fortunately for us, the writers chose to express this by making every character act like she's insane for asking totally normal questions
popular girl: omg this is great school is cancelled!! we can go home because some guy found the decaying corpse of one of our classmates stuffed in a gym locker <33333
buffy: oh shit what. how did he die?
popular girl: eww who cares? morbid much, why would you even ask that LOL! this is why you have no friends
every interaction is like this
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